First
Graders
Say
the
Cutest
Things!
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First
Graders
Say
the
Cutest
Things!
|
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| "Mrs.
Sawyer,
did
you notice how tall I am today?" |
| Mrs. Sawyer: "Which one of Snow
White's seven dwarfs begins with the letter S?" Student: "Snoopy?" |
| Student
One:
"I'm
half
Indian." Student Two: "Right down the middle?" |
| "He
said if I eat a girled
cheese sandwich I'll turn into a girl." |
| "Mrs.
Sawyer, do pussy willows turn into cats?" |
| "I'm pretty much like Momma. My favorite class is gym class." |
| "I
didn't
even
need
the
number
line.
I
just
thinked!" |
| A boy's older sister was called to the
office for "dismissal." A girl asked him what his sister was doing and
he said, "She's going to the office to get a 'missile.'"
*** I am NOT making
this up!*** |
|
"I'm getting taller because
of my teeth." |
| Student:
"My
Dad
loves
winter
because
he
doesn't
have
to
mow
the
lawn." Mrs. Sawyer: "Doesn't he have to shovel?" Student: "No, my Grandmother does that." |
| Mrs. Sawyer: "We're going to the
Spelling Bee." Student: What does the "B" stand for? |
| "I know why you don't have Christmas on
the first day of December, because you still might have to get stuff
for people." |
| "I
ate some beef 'turkey' and it got stuck in my tooth and made it loose." |
| "We
went
to
see
'The
Nutcracker."
There
were
men
wearing
tights.
It
was
funny." |
| "Mrs.
Sawyer,
I
was
limping
and
I
pounded
on
my
leg
and
it
worked!" |
| Mrs.
Sawyer:
"Can
you
use
the
word
'old'
in
a
sentence?" Student: "My grandmother is old. She's 51." Mrs. Sawyer: *sigh* |
| "He moved to Snowport." (Winterport!) |
|
Mrs.
Sawyer: "Reading practice makes you better."
|
| "When
you break your leg, you have to use crouches." |
| "Mrs. Sawyer, we have one faucet that's
hot and one faucet that's cold!" |
| "My favorite candy is 'Kershey' Kisses." |
| "That witch sticker 'remembered' me of the witch in the parade." |
| "The reason you need a period
at the end of a sentence is because if you don't
have one, you have to go back to your seat and put one there." |
| "Mrs. Sawyer,
seven take away four is really two." |
| "Why
don't
spiders
ever
get
stuck
in
their
webs?" |